Monkey business

I have decided that I ought to start learning a bit of French - mostly so that I can chat to Ozzy (the cat) who seems like a fine fellow despite being completely bonkers. They do teach you some funny stuff in these lessons - I mean, when are you ever likely to say "le singe est dans l'arbre"?? Anyway, it was such a beautiful day that I thought I would continue my lessons in the garden where, much to my surprise............

....what are the chances of that happening.........??? (although if I was being picky, I would point out that technically, it's an orang-utan).

Next thing you know, I'll be stumbling across "la plume de ma tante" - funnily enough, my aunt did lose a pen last time she was in France - but it's hardly likely to turn up in the garden is it?

....no...... wait, what's this?

I'd better give her a call and tell her that I've found it before that pesky cat runs off with it.